plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

kiss-my-assbutt:

digimemory:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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I don’t know what I was expecting

actualheichoulevi:

ridge:

if you spill a cleaning product, did you make a mess?

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mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

fallohmeintothedark:

Another reason I love him.

fallohmeintothedark:

Another reason I love him.

bluekulele:

partyatqatsbys:

fall-out-boy:

rydenarmani:

its only july you animals

we r the jack-o’-lanterns in july

i respect that reference but can we talk about how freaking delicious that drink looks where is the recipe what is it i need answers

if you click on the picture it takes you to the link for the recipe!

bluekulele:

partyatqatsbys:

fall-out-boy:

rydenarmani:

its only july you animals

we r the jack-o’-lanterns in july

i respect that reference but can we talk about how freaking delicious that drink looks where is the recipe what is it i need answers

if you click on the picture it takes you to the link for the recipe!

cinderfell:

"hate is a strong word"

yeah but i dislike you with the intensity of three thousand burning buildings is wordy and overdramatic

transtit:

nicoosuxx:

guys i’m literally crying from laughter

I do this to my dogs all the time omg

transtit:

nicoosuxx:

guys i’m literally crying from laughter

I do this to my dogs all the time omg

jiofreedx:

Lmao

jiofreedx:

Lmao